DAMN DAMN DAMN JAMES

This is my attempt at trying to relate. I don't really feel like I ever do. It's hard being an earthling, but I'm trying. Thanks for checking me out. I hope you find something interesting.

I know it’s not quite the same, but replace Dodgers with Bravesfor me. 

Full disclosure: If Lincecum was a Phillie, there’s no way I could like him.