DAMN DAMN DAMN JAMES

This is my attempt at trying to relate. I don't really feel like I ever do. It's hard being an earthling, but I'm trying. Thanks for checking me out. I hope you find something interesting.

Just take a few seconds when you walk into my office and realize how peaceful it makes you feel. Just because your world is being shaken by the lack of soul-sucking fluorescent light does not give you the right to reach for the light switch in the small small space in this place that i am required to spend 40 hours(in a really really good week)…the one place that I can control. Just give me that one thing. You’re all going to be horribly needy, lacking in common sense and in general an unherdable herd of cats(if that’s a thing) and I know that now. I can deal with it. Just please don’t touch that light switch.