May 2012
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atlantasairforce: I can’t wait for Josh Smith to be traded to NY or Boston or LA or Dallas or MIA or CHI so ESPN and NBA TV and TNT can tell us how awesome he is. 
May 31st
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wakecodesleep: .. I WILL COME DOWN ON THIS HOSPITAL LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR. THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS. GPOYW- Just replace the need of a television with my need to hurry up and have them discharge a baby. 
May 30th
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superhero theme music: it started like any other... →
theblueprint: it started like any other holiday morning: lazy, and with a luxurious pot of coffee. emboldened by the clinical amount of caffeine coursing through my veins, i endeavored to face my nemisis: the 1989, 300lb, sony trinitron television in my bedroom. it required parts of antiquity best left to… one of the best that did it…
May 29th
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thought-pudding said: Kinda like how the great eagles of Arda did to Gandalf? Huh. And trust me, she ain’t gettin’ snatched by anything less than a dragon. 
May 11th
ME: [coming into the building] You should go out onto the roof sometime to smoke. It's reallly nice...really peaceful
COWORKER: [on her way out for a smoke and totally serious] No, a turkey buzzard would snatch me.
May 11th
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May 10th
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