DAMN DAMN DAMN JAMES
patspropaganda:

Just when you thought you couldn’t love Brandon Spikes anymore he busts out this suit for the trip to Indy.
(via Britt Davis’s Photo | Lockerz)

Wrong. This makes me hate him all the more.

patspropaganda:

Just when you thought you couldn’t love Brandon Spikes anymore he busts out this suit for the trip to Indy.

(via Britt Davis’s Photo | Lockerz)

Wrong. This makes me hate him all the more.

You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak. You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a punk. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker. You let someone in, you’re easy. You don’t let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t had sex, you’re stuck up. You wear makeup, you’re fake. You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly. Yeah, we can’t please everyone! EVER!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

Individuals with BPD can be very sensitive to the way others treat them, reacting strongly to perceived criticism or hurtfulness. Their feelings about others often shift from positive to negative, generally after a disappointment or perceived threat of losing someone. Self-image can also change rapidly from extremely positive to extremely negative. Impulsive behaviors are common, including alcohol or drug abuse, promiscuous and intense sexuality, gambling and recklessness in general.[10] Attachment studies have revealed a strong association between BPD and insecure attachment style, the most characteristic types being “unresolved”, “preoccupied”, and “fearful”.[11] Evidence suggests that individuals with BPD, while being high in intimacy- or novelty-seeking, can be hyper-alert[6] to signs of rejection or not being valued and tend toward insecure, avoidant or ambivalent, or fearfully preoccupied patterns in relationships.[12] They tend to view the world as generally dangerous and malevolent.[6]

azspot:

If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination

If I were a Republican, I could easily dismiss this lampooning. I would simply say that what Jesus taught and what the government should do are two separate issues. Even as a non-republican, some of this concept rings true to me. The problem is that these Republicans have no right to do that. Think of the Rick Perry ad or fucking Newt Gingrich speaking. Just think of him standing behind that podium talking about how we need to turn back to God. That’s why this brilliant bit rings so true. 

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hellhoundonmytrail:

The Yardbirds “I Ain’t Done Wrong”  (3:39)
(Recorded April 20, 1965 Advision Studios, London)
Jeff Beck - Lead and Slide Guitar

Sheeit. If only I could 1 percent of whatever this is. 

joyouslyprofane:

aka-chela:

fuckyeahrochester:

Wegmans serving suggestion : a whole pizza.

#Wegmans for president

it clearly suggests serving it while enhanced to show texture. so it’s saying eat it while tripping balls. either way, GIVE ME THIS PIZZA.

Oh Weggies, I miss YOU the most. 

joyouslyprofane:

aka-chela:

fuckyeahrochester:

Wegmans serving suggestion : a whole pizza.

#Wegmans for president

it clearly suggests serving it while enhanced to show texture. so it’s saying eat it while tripping balls. either way, GIVE ME THIS PIZZA.

Oh Weggies, I miss YOU the most. 

I know it’s not quite the same, but replace Dodgers with Bravesfor me. 

Full disclosure: If Lincecum was a Phillie, there’s no way I could like him. 

I know it’s not quite the same, but replace Dodgers with Bravesfor me. 

Full disclosure: If Lincecum was a Phillie, there’s no way I could like him. 

nbaoffseason:

Pay for Peace!
twoeightninetshirts:


Tru Peace - Metta World Peace, Los Angeles Lakers
$20-25 
 From Queensbridge to Hollywood, give World Peace a chance.
Available Colors:
    Purple, Gold, White, Heather Gray
Available Styles:
     Men - Fruit of the Loom Classic, American Apparel
     Women - Gildan Classic, American Apparel Slim Fit
(Click here or on the picture to purchase.)



I’d buy it if it said “whirled peas”.

nbaoffseason:

Pay for Peace!


twoeightninetshirts
:

Tru Peace - Metta World Peace, Los Angeles Lakers

$20-25 

 From Queensbridge to Hollywood, give World Peace a chance.

Available Colors:

    Purple, Gold, White, Heather Gray

Available Styles:

     Men - Fruit of the Loom Classic, American Apparel

     Women - Gildan Classic, American Apparel Slim Fit

(Click here or on the picture to purchase.)

I’d buy it if it said “whirled peas”.

heyoscarwilde:

idioteque
Thom Yorke illustrated by George Prentzas :: via georgeprentzas.com

heyoscarwilde:

idioteque

Thom Yorke illustrated by George Prentzas :: via georgeprentzas.com

This is the stuff in which *you* believe…

…or say you do anyway. 


 6And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

 7And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

~Luke 2:6-7

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. 

~Matthew 25:40

Words you should probably think about if you’re going say you’re a Christian and say you’re going to take kids into your home that need help. They need help when they need help, not when it’s convenient for you. 

But I’m essentially an agnostic. I shouldn’t be telling Christians how to live their lives. No, it’s not that I shouldn’t be giving guidance to Christians. IT’S THAT I SHOULDN’T GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING KNOW HOW THE BIBLE SHOULD GUIDE MY LIFE BETTER THAN YOU. 

soupsoup:

Pope Urges Faithful to Look Beyond Christmas ‘Superficial Glitter’ in Midnight Mass
Maybe he can start with the hat.